So I just really need sex. Like…I really need sex right now. TMI? I don’t care. But here’s the issue: my flatmates and most of my friends back home keep telling me to just go home with randoms when we go out or find a pretty guy to fuck or whatever. And you know what? I don’t want sex with some random. I want sex with you. Because my dumb ass went and caught feels and now I go out and get drunk with everyone - including you - and I get super horny and then instead of sleeping with the beautiful boys offering themselves up to me I just go home alone. But I really, really need sex. So could you either put your penis inside of me again or just do something really awful to make me hate you? Because this is driving me crazy.